Guru "BIG" Ant
"Oi cunt I'm big now"








Stage 3: Big

"I wasn't scared, you must have been dreamin!"

Guru Ant (アリ導師 Ari Dōshi) is an ant guru. He is a stand user, drug abuser and also knows PSY abilities. He is the only person other than PSY who knows how to use PSY Gangnam.


After being fired from several jobs Guru Ant was fed up on being a failure in life. He thought it was about time to take revenge on those who wronged him by using his stand Stage 3: BIG. After obtaining his stand through the illegal trade market he took his stand to a bank and robbed it. He shot 2 Cashiers 3 civilians and 1 broker. He was arrested on Robbery, Statutory Rape, Man-Slaughter, Drug Abuse and illegally distributing PSY abilities. He broke out of jail to pursue his dream of being a guru.



His stand is called Stage 3: BIG which is just a Luger-morph pistol and nothing else

Size Manipulation

After stealing Parappa's Father's size machine he uses it to cuck people by either changing them to the size of an ant or making them so tall they enter space


He is a teacher of PSY and lives in Gaijin and Aki's basement of their burnt down shack. They somehow find him on the floor and he illegally teaches Gaijin and Aki how to use PSY, he is jealous of how Gaijin can learn PSY Gooms so he fights the two goombas and loses pathetically.

"I will teach you PSY if you give me some of your ad revenue" - Guru Ant


He is generally cool, composed and wise. However, when the shrink ray makes him and Parappa extremely huge, he panics and shits in his ant sized diaper.


  • You think you're big, you think you're big kid
  • He has admitted to several Rape charges
  • He ran for president in 2016 but was cucked by Ted Cruz
  • It is told in ancient Chinese writings that he and the Robbies will fight in a duel that will decide the fate of meme heaven
  • He sometimes wears diapers depending on how scaring the situation is


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