Jake Long is an American hero. He is the sole reason the Cold war is over, after putting a jacket on Mikhail Gorbachev. Now he travels the world in search of the seven Drake Bells or else he'll get Joshed.
- Fucking fire and shit
- Hip with it - His street smarts and smart streets allow him to always be in touch with the youth of today's generation, fam. He was saying fam before it was lit.