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Jewish Dog

Jewish Dog is a phenomenon that occurs when the all the planets align at a 90 degree angle. It causes dogs all across the world to twist and transform into horrible monsters, dubbed "Jewish Dogs." Jewish dogs have an inherent need to kill, pillage, and destroy, all for the sake of harvesting as many chicken strips as they can before the phenomenon ends. While this phenomenon is happening, citizens are advised to stay inside and immediately kill any dog in their household via a stake to the heart. Though this event hasn't happened in over 1000 years, there are drills preparing for it yearly.

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