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An expert military commander that has recently gone into hiding, he one day vows revenge on the European Studios of CARTOON NETWORK for not rebooting the infamous series he originates from

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Earliest known records

One day, Chowder took a massive fart that somehow managed to mix in with the gaseous mushroom fumes of the Cinnaminimonster's residence, completely altering the fart's appearance and giving him sentient life. He was born on January 8, 1982. Coincidentally the same day as the birth of North Korean military leader Kim-Jong-Un. That's because they were both schoolmates...and brothers.

He once attended school in Switzerland, where upon studying the language of Nazi Germany, he soon adopted the name Kimchi, after some form of rice dish, if I'm correct here.

He kicks serious ass in NBA 2K, but don't let that fool you. He's a cloud. Clouds can't do shit.

Records have shown that both Kims are in fact 95% related to one another, confirming the fact that South Koreans were right: Kim-Jong-Un really is a piece of shit.

Succession

After an animator by the name of Angelo J. Furfrou made a video on the hit early 2000s show, the world went to chaos over how he copied nearly EVERYTHING. Kimchi then launched a nuclear attack on the United Stations, miraculously destroying all known evidence related to hate comments about Chowder. Angelo rewarded him with his own documentary, entitled "The Mushroom Cloud or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Farts."

Vice Chairman of Central Military Comission

Seeing the success of his new pet, Mung Daal gave Kimchi access to nearly everything. Kimchi misused his powers, however, and declared attacks on the United States, and has released several pictures of beheadings and rape. We here at the Scary Gidmother Wiki highly implore you to not look into these images. Seriously. Fucking DON'T.

He is now the ruler of both the moon and the sun. When he stirs the two together, this world is done.

Personality

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on its carcass.

Health

It's nearly impossible to get a proper health record from Kimchi, but he says he's doing just fine.

Family

Although Kimchi is the leader of all military attacks, Chowder remains the emperor.

No news has yet to be released of him secretly working with President Trumpet, but we will continue to update you all when the time comes.

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