Real Mario is Mario that was brought into the real world via Super Mario Odyssey. He is still able to jump and squash people to death, but he had to get a job to pay his bills and be a normal human being. He has a stare like Weegee that can make you Ultra Real and really scary. Mario became an international celebrity and stared in his own movie called, Mario Gets Real. Due to the financial success of the movie, he lived in a penthouse with his pet dino, Yoshi, and his 200 wives. He is known to smoke crack and eat weed for no reason. He has been arrested for Use of illegal drugs, and Public Nudity. He is now a drug addict on the street trying to find some more crack.