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Ted "Delegate" Cruz
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"HAND THEM OVER, DONALD.

Age:

Canadian

Gender:

Male

Powers:

His stand, THE DELEGATES.

Ted Cruz is the rightful heir to the American Throne. Or so he likes to think. This is one of the most well known cucked Canadians. He lives the cucked life, like his wife's son Alecks.

Synopsis

Ted Cruz grew up in the harsh world of Canada. He always dreamed big, he wanted to become president of the United States of America. After one dark stormy night, after he claims to be sex with his wife (9 months ago), his son Alecks. Thanks to Alecks accidentally eating his legitimate AMERICAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE, he could no longer run for president. This caused him to completely lose his shit. He now on a daily basis tried to obtain the delegates from President Donald D. Trump. He always fails, as he always either attempts something completely asinine. One time he tired to do something straight out of wile e coyote. BUT IT WAS REAL LIFE! SO HE GOT HURT! FOR REAL! OWIE!

STAND STATS

​​『THE・DELEGATES』

DESTRUCTIVE POWER: B

SPEED: E

RANGE: B

DURABILITY: C

PRECISION: C

DEVELOPMENTAL POTENTIAL: A

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