Dr. Meme's recent medical cure, the A-Cure is now ready for protocol deployment.
Please follow the health instructions and directions listed below in order to properly observe the effects of this product.
The overall basic use of this product is to remove the tumors and affected areas where physical cancer is present and can even wipe away any of the <REDACTED> virus that is present on the user. It also has a cool, refreshing tingle.
DIRECTIONS FOR USAGE: Wet your entire body and squeeze a palm-sized amount into your hand. Whip the creamy product in your hands, then apply all over body, especially to the affected areas. For extra cleansing action, massage into skin with a washcloth. Rinse thoroughly with Angelica Cummies. Pat dry with a moist towelette. Recommended for daily use, both morning and night, in the shower or at any of the distributed medical facilities within the area.
CAUTION: For external use only. Eating this will turn you into a dead meme from 2016. Avoid contact with the eyes, or you may accidentally develop the RinneSharinByakugan Eyes. If contact occurs, you're fucking dead, kiddo. Keep out of reach of children.
INGREDIENTS: Water, Catyl Alcohol, PPG-15 Stearyl Ether, Salicyclic Acid, Polysorbate 60, Steareth-21, Potassium Cetyl Phosphate, Xantham Gum, Fragrance, Menthol, Disodium EDTA, Red Herb, Green Herb
Distributed in the US by the Umbrella Corporation