So i felt like i needed an excuse to connect Khonjin House and Scary Godmother otherwise i just end up with a bunch of Khonjin House articles that are only semi-funny so anyway in 20XX, Connor Lavery and Jill Thompson met after a night of sexual debauchery at one of those Eyes Wide Shut sort of orgies. It was a fabulous night for the both of them and after the scene had settled they decided to make a very special episode of Scary Godmother.

Storytime you little shit-stains

So one day Khonjin was going to get a pepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepeterpiperpickedapackofpepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepepperoni pizza but then he ended up in Frightside. After seeing everything Frightside had to offer from the overcomplicated shitpost lore and quality animation Khonjin took the easy way out: the bus. But first he had to fight Jimmy Brando. While Jimmy was a strong and worthy opponent, i mean like damn son what a beast of a human being lemme tell ya i wouldn't wanna tango with him if you catch my drift, sail my seas and buy my new book If You're Happy and You Know it You're a Cuck which has been regarded by Connor Lavery as "No officer i did not touch her there" or maybe that was something else but anyway as you can see Jimmy was super powerful especially when playing Dweebus: The Video Game but Khonjin sure knew how to turn the tables. Khonjin unleashed his big dildo and slapped Jimmy silly with it. Jimmy thought to himself 'ew gross what a faggot' to which Khonjin replied 'i'm sure i'd make a really funny Khonjin House reference but personally i prefer the air', fleeing the scene and fleeing the entire town of Frightside, ending the episode and also whatever credibility Kekyoin had left in him.


  • Honestly i think the one lesson we can take away from this is that you should never take a sword to a bumfight because the hobo will probably steal it also Khonjin House is a really surreal and funny series i think you should watch it if ever you get the chance watch the movie it's all 50 episodes compiled into one long video like i get it if you don't have the time to watch the whole thing but like at least get 30 minutes in or so maybe you know what i mean? No you don't, never mind all this is meaningless in the eyes of our lord Timothy Bishop. He's a cool guy.
  • The true lesson is that NCS is a cool guy.

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