Van Halen are a hard rock band formed in the '70s. They are Scary Godmother's and Samuram Jam's favourite band. Van Halen achieved music nirvana after Eddie's son Wolfgang joined the band, meaning that all the band members had three names each. Now everyone can jump in peace.
- Rock and Roll - they can rock hard, dude.
- Jump - I GET UP, AND NOTHING GETS ME DOWN
- [Diver Down] - A persona used by the member David Lee Roth.
- If Wolfgang was ever to leave the band, the three name nirvana would be broken, thus killing NSGM before NSGM kills themselves.